Yooo!! Introduction!!

Hey everyone! Luke here coming to you from Alola! Just wanted to say hi and introduce myself to everyone! Me and My Zoroark Pal are gonna be blogging about our super cool journey around Alola lookin' for stickers!!!!!!          

Oh and Pal can maybe type too I'm trying to teach him how to so he can blog for me when I'm not skipping class!!

Also is it safe for Zoroark to eat tea biscuits out of the garbage???? I'm not gonna stop him because its like FREE FOOD!

You really shouldn't let your pokemon eat out of the garbage. They could get sick.

Whaaaaat??? No waay! Pretty sure Pal has the hidden ability iron stomach because he hasn't ever barfed on the carpet since we stopped feeding him nachoes. Garbage food goes down WAY easier... but I'll ask him how he feels  

Welcome to the forum, Luke! You should probably invest in a more appropriate diet for your Zoroark. Even if your buddy really isn't getting sick from what you let him eat, he could probably still use more protein.
I am in Alola myself for the next couple weeks to assist Professor Kukui with some research. You won't be able to find me at the lab since we're doing field research, so I think I'm clear of the no location sharing rule here ^^

Of course a trainer like you would FORCE your pokemon to live off GARBAGE. RELEASE YOUR POKEMON!!!1!111!

Zoroakr are cool can you pet hi for me?

TRUEE Acori but Pal uses special attacks so I don't think I'll give him protein but that's good advice!!! I'll get him some MILK so he has some calcium to go with his lava cookies!!

YES! I will pet him for you Pal gives you TWO thumbs up (he's transformed into a human right now we're gonna do a prank where I put him back in his ball while he's like that it ALWAYS gets people LOL.

AND I PROMISE i don't force him to live off garbage i eat ouf of the garbage too sometimes (but i eat around the bite marks) SO WE ARE GOOD!!  

you eat garbage?

 I like to call it GETTING FOOD FOR FREE

huh. okay. i like your zoroark. *sk8s away*

HECK YEA i like him too and I bet your houndour is EPIC too dark type partners UNITE!